6 Pictures That Prove a Chocolate Mold of Your Anus is the Best Valentines Day Present Ever

Want to do something extra special for your girlfriend or boyfriend this Valentine’s day? Look how tasty this molded butthole looks. Just want to bite into it and savor, right?

For those of you with money to waste, you can even have your anus mold turned into a piece of gold jewelry. I recommend attaching it to a gold chain and wearing it around your neck or fashioning it into an earring.

VIDEO: Man Cuts Friend’s Nose Off After Failed Sword Trick (GRAPHIC)

Does it get any more stupid?

Stupid, but also pretty Woman Uses Craigslist To Find Thug To Break Her Back to Get Welfare

EVANSVILLE, Indiana — There are a lot of desperate folks out there that will do anything to get on public assistance, but this might take the cake. A Craigslist ad ran last week in the jobs section in Evansville offering $50 to “some strong guy” to break a woman’s back so she could get “disability welfare.” She even provided a racy photo of herself so her hired thug would know what she looked like as she strutted down E. Kentucky Avenue waiting for that baseball bat to her back.

The ad has since disappeared, so it’s uncertain if she got her broken back, chickened out or Craigslist removed it. Here is the ad.

To who is may concerne,

Gay-Hater Wants Scientists To Destroy Rainbows

With gay marriage now legal in all 50 states and rainbow flags (the universal symbol for gay pride) flying all over the country, one man who makes it a point to destroy every rainbow flag and spray paint over rainbow bumper stickers he sees, now wants to destroy actual rainbows.

“I used to like seeing a rainbow in nature, ” Buddy Jones told Confederate News. “Now all I see is a symbol for faggotry. Makes me sick to my tummy to see a rainbow in the sky. I want to destroy them because they’re making me crazy and I think destroying rainbows will really get on queer’s nerves, but I don’t know how to kill rainbows myself.”

Beauty Ads Are The Biggest Lie of All Time

Photographer put out the before image that was used in a Rolling Stone article. Truly appalling what they do with touch ups. (animated gif below)

This Shocking Man Smoked His Dead Friend Then Posts on Instagram

Derek Water’s and a group of friends entered a Compton, California neighborhood to buy drugs last month when his best friend, Jameel Mendoza, was shot and killed.

“We was in Compton to buy some weed and a bit of crack and some meth and possibly some LSD and my friend was wearing blue shoe laces in his white Chuck’s and some Bloods 

stopped us and got upset and wanted him to take them blue Crips’ color shoelaces out of his shoes. My friend got stupid and stood up to them.