KAMPALA, Uganda -
A think tank based in Uganda claims Hitler was of mixed-race – half black/half white. Allegedly Klara Hitler (Adolph’s mother) visited Uganda (then known as British Protectorate of Uganda ) in August of 1888 to study primitive mythology.
One day she was separated from her exploration party and taken into the jungle by thirty Ugandan hunters, given magic mushrooms, homemade alcohol (Kasese), and participated in a three day Banyarwanda tribal orgy.
“According to many documents we discovered,” program director Emmanuel Petelei told New Vision, Uganda’s largest newspaper. “Klara Hitler quite enjoyed tribal orgy and wanted to stay in Uganda with the men indefinitely, but the Banyarwanda tribesman say no. So she go back to white person land.”
According to the group, Klara Hitler became pregnant with Adolph, but since she had multiple sex partners, the true genetic father cannot be traced, but the think tank has attributed her pregnancy to tribal chief Tittitsu Kananura.