Meet The Mum Who Slashed Her Crying Children's Throat To Keep Them Quiet

A woman arrested for slashing the throats of her two-year-old daughter and six-month-old twins said she tried to kill her crying babies so they wouldn’t disturb her husband, Daily Mail reports.

Christina Booth, 29, said she hit ‘breaking point’ when she put her children to bed and all three began crying at her home in Olympia, Washington.

wow!Annie Idibia Releases Official Press Statement On 2face & Pero Photos

Annie not letting the matter die away easily, she has released an official press statement through her publicist regarding the coming together of Pero and 2face over the weekend at a Lagos night club

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    I am aware of the photo's circulating the internet with my husband and Pero Adeniyi. I want to state officially that I was not in that space at that time and therefore there was no confrontation between myself and Pero Adeniyi.

Gay Man Caught in the Act Almost Beaten to Death by Mob in Lagos

A man suspected of trying to lure a boy into gay sex narrowly escaped being beaten to death by an angry mob. But for timely intervention by elders and sympathizers, a 61-year-old man suspected to be gay, identified simply as Salisu, could have been beaten to death by an angry mob in the Apapa area of Lagos State, after he was allegedly nabbed in the act of trying to lure a 13-year-old boy into his lair.

Nigerian Military Acquires Drones and Sophisticated Gear to Tackle Boko Haram

Drones and other sophisticated equipment have been deployed in the Northeast to curtail Boko Haram’s insurgency. It was also learnt that the military intensified air strikes on Boko Haram bases in Monguno to reclaim the town, which fell to the sect’s fighters last weekend.
The acquisition of the drones is part of the  new massive military campaign to be launched soon against Boko Haram.

A source, who spoke in confidence, said most of the equipment were sourced from the Far East, including Russia and Ukraine, following lack of cooperation by some Western countries.The source said the arrival of the hardware has boosted the morale of troops.

Florida Entrepreneur Selling Time Travel Vacations

Ever had a desire to travel back in time? Florida Entrepreneur Zach Zeal says now you can using his homemade time travel machine.

Above: Zeal’s time travel machine

“I can take you back to last week or a trillion years,” Zeal says. “Wherever you want to go.”

Zeal claims one of his most popular time travel vacation packages is sending folks back to meet Elvis Presley.

“The King of Rock n’ Roll must be getting sick of all the folks I send who apparently hound him for autographs, selfies, and even dating advice,” Zeal says. “But folks say Elvis isn’t a dick about it and treats them nicely even though he’s super busy with his music career.”

But Zeal’s business has its critics.

Idaho Woman Sentenced For Sex With 5-year-old child

RUPERT, Idaho – A south-central Idaho woman who forced a 5-year-old boy to have sexual contact with her has been sentenced to seven years in prison after pleading guilty to injury to a child and possession of methamphetamine.

The Times-News reports that 21-year-old Makinzie Sarah Frost received the sentence Monday in 5th District Court.

Frost entered an Alford plea in November to injury to a child. Authorities say the boy told investigators that Frost made him have sexual contact with her before she allowed him to go outside to play.

As the boy’s babysitter, court records show she often made him wear a G-string bikini and “pole dance” on a mop handle she held upright, but the incident she was arrested for appeared to be the only serious sexual contact.

God's favored's child ‎Oghwegha Blessing Ebruphiyo's celebrates her birthday Today with Family!!!

I pray that you would have

A wonderful day, today,
A time of rest and refreshment,
Less work with time to play
I pray you'll sense God's presence
And receive a touch from Him,
And a fresh infilling of His joy
As each new day begins.

God fills this day

With birthday blessings
And His gift of love divine
God fills your heart
With hope and peace
In those quiet times

God fills your life
With what you need,
His most precious gifts
So as you celebrate,
Give thanks to God
For what He's blessed you with.

Family Sells Tickets To Son’s Funeral

SEATTLE, Washington -

The Nahoos family decided to use their thirty-two-year old son’s untimely death to MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH. The family sold tickets to Jon’s funeral priced from $20 all the way $500 for front row seats.

Jon Nahoos was a beloved MEMBER of the Seattle community working as a highly successful real estate broker and donating large amounts of money and time to various charities. He died of a sudden heart attack on New Year’s eve after a massive coke and alcohol binge.

He had been estranged from his parents for years citing “all they wanted was my money.”

His parents, Chuck and Nancy Nahoos, denied Jon’s claim, but did see a real opportunity to “make some good money off Jon’s popularity.”

Mother Arrested For Cutting Off Baby’s Hands

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 19-year-old mother was arrested for cutting the hands off her 2-year-old daughter Thursday night.

According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, Alena Smith used a steak knife to cut off her daughter’s hands after the young girl continued to ‘pick her nose and eat her boogers” and then ‘made funny faces’ at her.”

A Norwegian Woman Gives Birth To Baby Elephant!

NORWAY – Millions of Hindis everywhere have begun a pilgrimage to Norway after a Norwegian couple recently gave birth to a half-human/half-elephant hybrid that many Hindu practitioners believe to be the reincarnation of the popular deity Ganesha.  Ganesha is commonly depicted as a man with several limbs and the head of an elephant.

Alexandar and Lola Andersen first attempted to keep their child a secret from the world, but soon pictures of the child along with the identity of the family leaked to the Indian media. The Andersen’s found themselves celebrities in the country of India.

Rich Kid Buys 51-Year-Old Man

ATLANTA, Georgia –

The Toy, a popular 80s movie, was about a spoiled rich white kid who buys a black man (played by Richard Pryor). Now there is a real life story: Wallace Turnquist purchased Ezekiel Akpu-nku from Nigeria as a playmate and servant for this 13-year-old son, Skyler.

“Last year I took Sky on a hunting safari to Africa and he was delighted by the African people,” Wallace Turnquist told WSB-TV. “How funny they were, how they were always smiling and so eager to please. At first he just wanted to take one, but I told him kidnapping was illegal. So instead, I bought him one.”

Since slavery and human trafficking are illegal, Turnquist gave Ezekiel a five year employmentcontract that pays $1,000 per year plus room/board, one day off per month and unlimited snacks. Ezekiel’s contract states that he must do whatever Skyler tells him to do so long as it is not illegal.

Florida Woman Transforming Herself Into a “Family of Seals”

MIAMI, Florida -

A lot of people want to change themselves, whether it’s getting boob implants or changing their sex, but Florida woman, Cindi Parker, is taking personal transformation to a place all her own: she wants to become a “family of seals” — literally.

“I just adore seals, specifically seal familes,” Parker said. “When I was a kid I’d watch seal families and I told myself one day I’m going to become a family of seals.”

This desire sent parker on a journey to raise money for plastic surgery, but she ran into money problems. At the time she sought surgery, she only had $95 dollars to her name.

“No plastic surgeon would take me because they thought I was crazy, but I knew if I could give them a bunch of money they would not be able to resist and would turn me into a family of seals,” Parker said. “Money talks, bullshit walks as my grandpa used to say.”

She recently had a Kickstarter campaign where she asked for $100,000 and received $0.

“I don’t think I marketed right on Kickstarter, because I know people would have loved to help me ifmore would have seen it,” Parker said.

Man Arrested For Using Toilet Cam On His Grandfather

ORLANDO, Florida -

Robert Jenkins, 42, of Orlando, has been charged with 100 counts of video voyeurism, according to Orlando police.

Jenkins, who lives with his 91-year-old grandfather, had set up a hidden webcam in his grandfather’s toilet and had been filming him for nearly three months.

Police arrested Jenkins Sunday afternoon after Jenkin’s grandfather discovered the toilet camera.

Jenkins told police the videos he made were of a non-sexual nature.

Man Legally Changes Name to GOD DA

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Atheist Bob Miller has legally changed his named to… God Damn.

Mr. Damn says Christianity is a myth and stands in the way of intellectual progress. He believes Christians are incapable of reasoning through their “flawed beliefs” so the only way to reach them is through mocking, which is why he changed his name.

“The sole intention of my name change is to get under Christian’s skin, ” Damn said.  “If i get to them, maybe they will think a minute, question why they are so upset, and realize how stupid their beliefs are.”