Gay Group Protests Heterosexual Wedding

SAN FRANCISCO –

A recently formed San Francisco group called Gays Against Traditional Marriage stood outside San Francisco City Hall this morning to protest a heterosexual wedding going on inside. A solider, recently home from active duty, was marrying his longtime high school sweetheart.

“It was so sad,” the groom’s mother said. “Jason went through hell in Iraq and these hateful people pretty much ruined what should have been the best day of his life. Why would they want to disrupt something as beautiful as a wedding?”

Members of the group, who refused to identify themselves, said they have several reasons for the protest.

“Yes, we are giving heterosexuals a taste of their own medicine. They can see what it feels like to be discriminated against based on sexual orientation. But we have environmental concerns too. We want to stop breeding by discouraging traditional marriage, which produces more children who are a drain on planetary resources.”

Gays Against Traditional Marriage claims to have over twenty members and growing.