White Gangsters Killing Kittens As Gang Initiation
LINCOLN, Nebraska –
******Due to the graphic nature we have decided not to show photos of the actual dead kittens******
Local police and the Animals in Distress organization have been been
baffled upon finding piles of dead kittens around Lincoln; however, a
local gang — The White Mafia — are now claiming responsibility.
In a written press release White Mafia gang leader, who goes by the street name Antagoniztik, said:
“I know people on the streets be making fun of us for killing kittens
like we’re not gangsta. I say f**k you. I grew up with cats, I love
cats and kittens — they my only friends as a shortie [child]– and you
know how hard it is to kill a litter of kittens? That shit stays with
you forever. It’ll give you PTSD. It’d be much easier to kill a man, but
kittens are cute as shit. Nobody doesn’t think they’re not cute, so it
takes serious testicles to go 187 on a litter of kittens.”
Apparently, killing kittens is only part of bizarre White Mafia gang
initiation. Reportedly, initiates must also be urinated on by the entire
gang and severely paddled.
The gang’s feline-killing ways have brought death threats from other
gangs including the Mexican Mafia, Lincoln Town Crips and Combat 18.
