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22 Dec 2014

“I felt I would win BBA"


Tayo Faniran, first runner-up and former Nigerian BBA Hotshots housemate received a huge official welcome last weekend.
After 63 days of a well played game, Tayo Faniran, first runner-up and Nigerian BBA Hotshots housemate recently returned home and was welcomed with all the pomp befitting a hotshot.
 As is customary, MultiChoice Nigeria, M-Net and proud sponsor Jameson threw him a homecoming party which took place at the popular CovaLounge, in Victoria Island, Lagos.
Speaking with the media shortly before his party, Tayo said he was shocked when Idris Sultan of Tanzania was declared the winner of the reality show.
However, the 28 year old model and new dad explained that the interaction with other Africans in the Big Brother house and the exposure to the rich and diverse cultures in Africa have adequately prepared him to further pursue a career in acting, singing, or as a TV presenter.
He said: “I was really shocked when IK declared Idris the winner of the show. I genuinely thought I would win, or at least be declared a co-winner! Nonetheless I’m incredibly grateful for the unique opportunity and exposure Big Brother has given me. All I can tell Nigerians, Africa and the rest of the world now is ‘watch this space!".
MultiChoice General Manager, Marketing, Martin Mabutho expressedthe MultiChoice’s pridein the reality show’s ability to bring Africans together. “MultiChoice, M-Net, and the show's partners, worked hard to make this season of Big Brother Africa bigger than the last and we thank all stakeholders for their support,”  - Tayo said.

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The Day Wizkid's Baby Mama and Girlfriend Attended Same Event Together


Two women in Wizkid’s life Tania and Shola both turned up for the just concluded Rhythm Unplugged concert which held at the Eko Hotels December 19th.

15 Dec 2014

Drunk Girl In Public (Awareness Skit)


Guys, how would you react if a super drunk young woman came up to you like this?

Obasanjo Started Nigeria’s Problem, Jonathan Worsened It



Pan-Yoruba social cultural association, Afenifere Renewal Group, has accused former President Olusegun Obasanjo of laying the foundation for the problems currently confronting Nigeria.

The group in an electronic mail sent out to journalists over the weekend by its Publicity Secretary, Kunle Famoriyo, noted that though Obasanjo laid the foundation for the problems, the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan was responsible for the worsening insecurity, economic crisis and corruption in the country.

Arizona Football Coach: “We Will Rip Boise State’s N*ts Off In Fiesta Bowl”

TUCSON, Arizona -
An Arizona Wildcats cheerleader released a series of tweets this morning claiming she overheard Arizona head coach Rich Rodriguez tell several of his players that the Wildcats would “rip Boise State’s nuts off in the Fiesta Bowl.” Apparently Rodriguez is upset they have to face a well-known Mountain West team who was invited to the Fiesta Bowl this year as the highest-ranking Non-Power 5 Team.
arizonavsboisestate “The only reason the Broncos got in the game is because of football affirmative action. They don’t really deserve it,” Rodriguez was overheard telling several players. “They don’t belong in the same breath as Arizona and I don’t want you boys to stress about this one. Relax, have fun, enjoy the bowl experience.

Great White Shark Found Dead On Beach In… Utah… Yes, The State of Utah

MAGNA, Utah-
A man from a small town near the Great Salt Lake in Utah stumbled upon something he said he could never have prepared himself for — a dead great white shark. 67-year old John Brownson said the shark was 10-12 feet long and looked like it had not been dead for long.
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Above: Great white found on beach in Utah
Local police told CityWorldNews that they could not determine if the shark had been living in the lake or if pranksters had placed the shark. They also speculated it could have been held in a private aquarium (although white sharks have rarely survived captivity) and the owner could no longer care for the shark and released it into the Great Salt Lake.
One resident had previously called police during a windstorm saying he saw a strange fish-shaped object flying high through the sky. Police discounted that report at the time, and still remain extremely skeptical, but they will ask experts if a violent storm could have possibly carried the shark inland

Psquare Wives, Anita and Lola Okoye Celebrate Christmas With Kids


BREAKING NEWS! Miss South Africa, Rolene Strauss Wins Miss World 2014

Rolene Strauss set records to become the second African to win the Miss World contest after Agbeni Darego, Congrats to her!



Remind me if Nigeria has a representative again?

BBA Winner Karen Igho Secretly Marries His White Lover [See Photos]

So Karen Igho finally marries her white lover after two years of proposal but she clearly didn't want anyone to know. The event took place yesterday, see pictures below


Homeless Man: “You Can Kick Me In The Balls For $20″

SEATTLE -
Seattle man Randall James says pan handling has become so competitive that it has been nearly impossible to make a living.
kickinballs-final “My revenue was way down this summer,” James said. “Could only eat a meal every other day and had to cutback to only night drinking.”
Over the years, James has used many pan handling gimmicks: crutches to gain sympathy, worn an eye patch, told people he was a Vietnam veteran and, at one point, had a litter of kittens he used to draw people in. After they petted the cats,  James would tell them he was out of cat food and the kittens would die soon.
“The old tactics didn’t work, because everybody does that now. I had to stand out from the competition. So I got the wild idea to let people kick me in the balls,” James said. “For a price.”
For $20 you can kick James in the testicles as hard as you want. He says it is painful but can handle it and he tries not to think about the potential long term effects.

11 Dec 2014

Detroit: Black Friday Shopping Turns Into War

DETROIT -
As people fought for amazing deals in a suburban Detroit shopping mall competition for low-prices and once-in-a-lifetime deals ran so fierce that a small war broke out.detroit-war4
detroit-war1 “There were grenades exploding, armed men patrolling the mall and shooting people, including women and children and the elderly,” an unharmed bystander said. “People were fighting in line…

Deadly Snow Snake Has Bitten & Killed 7 in the U.S.

The deadly snow snake has bitten 6 people in the state of Ohio and one in Pennsylvania. It’s been spotted in other states and New York City.
snowsnakeAbove: Deadly snow snake photographed in Ohio
Wildlife experts have never seen the species, but suspect it is a product of illegal crossbreeding
It only comes out in cold weather and at this time there is no cure for its bite. Once bitten, your blood starts to freeze and it takes nearly one hour until death.

Human Zoo Opens In France

One of the most posh playgrounds for the rich and famous has added a new attraction for the elite to enjoy: A Human Zoo. Built by French Billionaire Bernard Jean on a private cove with sixty surrounding acres the human zoo is a private, invite-only operation.
Mr. Jean has reportedly scooted around human rights laws by tangling his property up in legal fight with the French government as he tries to zone his compound as an independent nation.
The human zoo features many different stripes of endangered and exotic people
Jarawa tribal women — who are part of a protected tribe from India — have been permanently hired to dance and sing for guests and to live in a “Jarawa Habitat.”
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Dead Mother Gives Birth In Coffin

CULICAN, Mexico– A woman amazingly gave birth to a 5-pound 2-ounce baby as her casket was being lowered into a grave – 23 hours after she died.
“I’ve been a doctor for 22 years and if this isn’t a miracle and a medical first, I don’t know what is,” said the physician who pronounced the woman dead after she suffered massive head and chest injuries in a brutal vengeance attack carried out by a drug cartel.
coffin-lowered “There is no possible way for this baby girl to have survived 23-hours after her mother was killed, it’s truly a medical impossibility. But as God as my witness the baby did survive – and there’s not a doctor in the world who can explain it.”
An account of the incident that appeared in a major medical newsletter noted that the woman was 7 1/2 months pregnant at the time of the accident. And the emergency room physician who pronounced the woman and her baby dead was quoted as saying that he could not detect the heartbeat of the unborn child – which was still in the womb.

Live Worms Found In McDonald’s Hamburgers and McMuffins

So, do you eat at McDonald’s often? If so, then you have probably consumed one of the many worms found in the hamburgers and McMuffins by loyal McDonald’s customers.
This man was dining at his local McD’s when he came across this live worm wriggling around in his burger. Yes, it was alive. It must have survived the meal worm grinding process.  He was given a refund by the manager.
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4 Dec 2014

Meaheeda set to break the internet Photo (+18)

 
This is for adult alone.......... She posted this on Instagram and since deleted the photos from instagram....

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Police defuse explosive near primary school in Jos

Bomb Scare

The explosive device was reportedly placed near the Tin City Primary School in the Plateau State capital.An officer of the Nigeria Police ForceThe police in Jos today, December 4, averted a major tragedy after they successfully defused bomb which was planted near a primary school.
The explosive device was reportedly placed near the Tin City Primary School in the Plateau State capital.

Presidency tells Senators to focus on more important issues

The Presidency has finally responded to recent reports that some aggrieved lawmakers are plotting to impeach President Goodluck Jonathan.
63 Senators, including eight from the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), have reportedly lent their support to the plans to unseat the president.

Impeachment Plot

63 Senators, including eight from the ruling Peoples Democratic Party have reportedly lent their support to plans to unseat the president.Nigerian President, Goodluck JonathanHowever, the Presidency, via a statement issued by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Doyin Okupe, stated that the legislators should focus their minds on more important matters instead of planning to remove Jonathan.
The statement reads:
“The Senate in the last four years has conducted its legislative functions and responded to issues that are of great national importance with commendable political sagacity.”
“In this same period, the senate has functioned as a stabilising force within the polity employing much political maturity that is required to guide and protect our nascent democracy.”
“However, confrontation and strong disagreements are not uncommon phenomenon in Executive-Legislative relationship world-wide."

20 Nov 2014

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Life of the Rich! See How Women Twerk Naked for Floyd Mayweather


Floyd Mayweather Jr is not just good at boxing, he is surely good at living the extravagant lifestyle. The world’s highest paid sportsman took to his Instagram page earlier yesterday, November 18, 2014, to post a 15-second video, were he is seen watching over 10 women dressed half naked and twerking in front of him. He captioned it: ‘If GOD made anything better than a woman, I don’t want it’ #mrmylifeisthes*** #tmt #tmg’ Floyd Mayweather, who is also the highest paid athlete in the world according to Forbes list, is currently undefeated as a professional and is a five-division world champion, having won ten world titles and the lineal championship in four different weight classes


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Should Married People Have Friends Of The Opposite Sex? (Mary J Blige)

Mary J. Blige has been married to husband and manager, Kendu Isaacs, for 11 years and she recently opened up about how they have maintained a happy marriage and a working business relationship. She said their most successful tactic is making sure that both of them have no friends of the opposite sex. Check out her thoughts on marriage below and share yours.



On how she feels as the couple celebrate their 11th wedding anniversary next month.

It definitely feels like an achievement. I never thought I’d last this long in a marriage.

What are the benefits of marrying one’s manager?

“He always has my back – he’s going to fight to the death for Mary J Blige. The downside is that there’s no separation – it’s on all the time. When you don’t feel

WOW!! Rihanna Shows Off Her Fierce Ink At MAC Aids Fund Event In LA Yesterday



As always, Rihanna is a stunner. Yesterday at the Mac Aids Fund, “It’s Not Over”premiere which held in Los Angeles, Rihanna stayed on top of her fashion game while flaunting her fierce hand ink. Check her out! There are more photos after the cut. 

19 Nov 2014

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18 Nov 2014

Why Are Chinese Citizens Adopting African-American Babies?

BEIJING –
As the Chinese middleclass grows richer, so do their appetites. They’re buying the most expensive and rarest wines, winning auctions for classical works of art all over the world, driving luxury cars, building mansions, but now there’s a new status trend — adopting black American babies.
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“It becoming very popular for Chinese middle and upperclass to have black baby from America,” Ying Wang director of Baby Outsource said. Baby Outsource is the largest African-American adoption agency in business. “They want mostly the males. They like how big they grow and think they cute and like deep voices. Black baby very exotic in China as you don’t see much black face. It’s sort of like owning an exotic animals to Chinese people of means.”
Wang says there seems to be no shortage of supply and adoptive Chinese parents are paying a premium.
“There so many black babies need home because all African-American males abandon families and mother have no job, but maybe prostitution, so she can export baby to China where it have good home. And she make a little money from us,” Wang said. “And baby here no become in a gang because they go to best school, University and get normal job, no have to deal drug. Their lives much better in China.”

White Entertainment Television TV Network to Launch in January

Los Angeles – At 6 p.m. PST January 1st, 2015, Telecomm will go live with White Entertainment Television (WET), which is expected reach the homes of about 34 million Comcast subscribers and 11 million DirecTV subscribers, marking one of the largest network launches of a cable channel in history.
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White Entertainment Television was conceived following repeated requests from Caucasian cable subscribers for a network that could act as a counterpart to the well-established Black Entertainment Television (BET). A spokesman for Telecomm labeled this request as the number one demand that came up after compiling data from over 1.2 million independent surveys.
Programming for the network is still yet to be determined but is rumored to include shows such as 106 & Rodeo Drive, Ivy League College Hill, White Girls Rock!, Joel Osteen Gospel, Real Husbands of Beverly Hills, Rock City, The Wayne Brady Show, and WET Country Music Awards.

First Baby Unicorn Discovered

SALTA, Argentina –
A group of botanists were studying the affects of deforestation on plant life near Salta when one member came upon an amazing discovery: a baby unicorn. The group gathered around the animal and reported that it showed very little fear. One member gently began to pet the mythical creature and said it made “cute baby noises.”
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Several members stayed with the young unicorn, while others searched the forest for its mother, finding no luck.
“It looks to have gotten lost,” the groups leader said. “It’s an absolute doll. We didn’t want a predator to get it, so we put it into a knapsack and took it out of the forest.”
While unicorns have been mostly debunked as myth, many people around the world have claimed their existence, albeit elusive, for centuries, and those believers may now have found redemption. Many think with humans pushing deeper into animal habitat it was a matter of time before a modern unicorn was discovered.

New Perfume ‘EBOLA’ Hitting Shelves

Many are cashing in on the Ebola virus, from makers of Ebola Halloween costumes, to websites issuing fake Ebola stories. Granted, most are a way to humorously allay Ebola fears, but when, as a society, can we say we’ve gone too far profiting from misery?
A new French company is close to releasing a perfume called EBOLA that will surely spark controversy.
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Aleron Céline, director of marketing for EBOLA, explains why they have chosen to cash in on the deadly virus and how they justify their product.
“Ebola headlines dominate our daily life. It’s a household word everybody is thinking about, everybody is talking about. And so many people joke about Ebola we feel that they will find it funny to spray themselves with Ebola too… as a bit of a joke.”

Woman Says ‘Ghost Of Michael Jackson’ Molested Her Children

DALLAS, Texas –
Janice Brown, 32, of Dallas was recently arrested and charged with over 30 felony counts of sexual abuse. Over the course of three years, investigators said Brown molested her four children aged three to fourteen. Full details have not been released, but investigators claim the abuse involved inappropriate touching and oral sex. Brown’s long-term roommate finally stepped forward and reported the crimes.
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“She my friend since we was two and I didn’t want to be no rat,” the roommate said. “But what I watched her do over three years made me sick to my tummy, especially when she started letting men pay to watch, and I could no longer keep my lips zipped even though I’d pinky swore not to tell.”
However, court records report a bizarre twist in the case: Brown claims her innocence saying ‘The Ghost of Michael Jackson’ molested her four children.
“I love that Thriller album,” Brown said. “But when I’d play Thriller the kids would start crying like somebody was beating them and I wondered what that was about. Now I know Michael Jackon’s ghost was molesting them. People say Michael touched kids when he was alive, so why wouldn’t he do it when he dead? I hope police hire the Ghost Busters to catch Michael Jackson and lock his ghost away forever. I know they got devices for locking up ghosts so they can’t escape.”

Church of Scientology Operating Private Prison

LOS ANGELES –
The Church of Scientology is reportedly operating a private prison that houses staff members who have repeatedly broken church rules or tried to leave the organization.
Church staff consists of executives, back office employees, support staff and others who are directly employed by the church. Ordinary members of the church are treated with more relaxed standards.
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Staff members take a blood oath and sign an employment contract which forbids them from releasing church documents, discussing inner-workings of the church or leaving. They must also follow a strict chain of command.
If an infraction occurs, they are typically reprimanded and given various punishments such as docked pay, job demotions or light whippings, but for repeat offenders the punishment can be much greater.
One executive who left the church said he was “hunted down” and held in Scientology prison somewhere in Idaho.

The Prophet Muhammad Likely Transgender

BOSTON –
A religious studies professor at College of Boston has come out with a thesis that the Prophet Muhammad identified as a woman (transgender).  Muslims believe that the Quran was verbally revealed by God to Muhammad through the angel Gabriel (Jibril). However, the professor, who is remaining anonymous, says the journals of Muhammad, which he has been studying in depth for two years, reveal a man having a struggle with sexual identity.
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Translated excerpts from journals:
“I feel like my mother inside. Like a woman wants to come out and express itself. I wish to carry breasts.”
“I have a strong desire to wear a veil to cover my female beauty so those will never see my secret truth I harbor in my eyes.”
“Often we see extreme conflicts in sexual identity crisis, but more so with religious people,” the professor said. “In Surah 33, Verse 59, Muhammad has clearly transcribed a command for women to cover themselves. It’s clear to me this was his way to hide his own shame over feeling like a woman.”
“Say to your wives and your daughters and the women of the faithful to draw their outergarments close around themselves; that is better that they will be recognized and not annoyed. And God is ever Forgiving, Gentle.”
— Qur’an, Surah 33 (Al-Ahzab), Verse 59
Transgenders can often be straight, gay or asexual, but the College of Boston professor believes Prophet Muhammad was likely homosexual.

Idaho Biology Teacher Slaughters Bunny Rabbit In Class

NAMPA, Idaho -
School officials say a Columbia High School biology teacher killed and slaughtered a rabbit in front of 16 sophomores to show them how livestock is processed into food, Jenny Creston, the Nampa School District spokeswoman, said Thursday.
She said she isn’t releasing the name of the teacher.
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The teacher expressed remorse for his action in class on Monday, Creston told the Idaho Statesman.
“I shouldn’t have done it. Sorry,” the teacher said.
Students had asked the teacher to show them how livestock was processed on more than one occasion. He initially declined. But then he then purchased a rabbit at a local pet store and brought it into the class, where it was killed and brutally butchered.

Female Teacher, 26, Has Sex With 16-Year-Old Student, Video Leaks Online

A female Argentinian teacher, Lucita Sandoval, who had sex with a 16-year-old pupil is facing termination after the student secretly took a video of himself by getting her to turn around during a tryst.
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In the video the 16-year-old boy, who was wearing a soccer shirt, is seen smiling enthusiastically and giving the camera the thumbs up symbol before panning around to show he is having sex with Lucita Sandoval, 26.
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Later on it seems as if the teacher realizes the boy has been filming her but doesn’t do anything about it. Afterwards he told her he had deleted it, but instead he showed it to his friends.

Animal Whorehouse Discoverd In Mexico

MEXICO CITY –
Photographer John Hurd was traveling around Mexico when he came across a sign with an image of a sheep that read El Beastro. Curious, John pushed through a tinted glass door that lead down dingy stairs into a receptionist area clad in zebra and cheetah prints. An attractive young woman sat behind a desk and welcomed him with a smile.
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The woman offered John a menu and explained how the place worked. John could choose an animal and for the listed price he could spend a half-hour with it. This wasn’t an exotic restaurant as John had quickly hoped, this was an animal whorehouse.
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There were no rules, except the animal could not be beaten or killed.
“I was horrified,” Hurd said. “Absolutely horrified. But I decided to buy time with a cat.”

Mother Puts ‘Wild 17-Year-Old Daughter’ Up For Adoption

PHOENIX —
Melinda Baker’s 17-year-old daughter, Lacy, is far more than she can handle. She says her daughter is a ‘slut of the highest order,’ has a cocaine and alcohol problem and refuses to mind.
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“I’ve tried grounding her,” Baker said. “Doesn’t help. She sneaks adult men and alcohol into her room. I’ve caught her dancing naughty on the Internet, took away her computer, next day she has a new computer. Finally, I told her if she didn’t stop drugging and slutting I’d put her up for adoption.”

Man Keeps Dead Wife In Glass-Enclosed Coffee Table


GILBERT, Arizona
32-year-old, Harem Deeb, whose wife recently passed away couldn’t let her go.
This is where Harem’s story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life short at the young age of 29. Lucy’s last words to Harem were, “We will meet again in heaven.”
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These words served no consolation to Harem’s despair. At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Harem decided that he would not let Lucy leave him.
“I could no longer take the pain that my wife’s death has caused me, so I brought her back home,” Harem said. “I called the cemetery caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special license for her. I rather have her at home than seven, however many feet it is, under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I’m sure she would appreciate being my coffee table.”

Woman Wearing ‘I Heart Crystal Meth’ Shirt Arrested For Meth

LAUREL COUNTY, Ky. — A Kentucky woman’s ironic photo is going viral.
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Deborah Delane Asher, 37, was arrested and charged with trafficking in a controlled substance, first degree and possession of methamphetamine.
The Laurel County Sheriff’s Department posted her mugshot on its Facebook page. In the photo, Asher is wearing a “I Heart Crystal Meth” shirt.
“The shirt was meant to be ironic,” Asher said. “I don’t really do crystal meth, nor do I love it. I just happened to have some in my possession. I didn’t plan to do it nor has I ever done it.”

Ancient Document Claims Jesus Had “Wild Sex Life”

A bizarre ancient document was recently discovered in the archives of the Vatican.  Signed by an unknown author named Varmachi the document claims Varmachi was the best friend of Christ and luridly describes their wild party and sex lives. Varmachi is mentioned nowhere in the Bible.
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“It’s very nasty,” a Vatican spokesman said. “It speaks of threesomes, orgies, Jesus Christ getting so drunk he would vomit on his own robe, using prostitutes, gay sex. I know Jesus was just a man, a sinner like all of us, but could it be he was really this raunchy?”
The Varmachi document said Jesus stopped partying before age thirty when he felt he had to get serious about being the Savior; however, before that, Varmachi said Christ’s life centered exclusively around sex, drugs and drink.
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Ku Klux Klan Opens its Doors to Hispanic, Blacks, Jews and Gays

A faction of the White supremacist organization, the Ku Klux Klan is rebranding as the “new Klan” by trying to increase membership to Jews, black people, gays, those of Hispanic origin and handicapped people.
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However, all those wanting to join the ultra-right wing society will have to wear the white robes, masks and conical hats, no skin can be shown.
The requirements for joining the new KKK group, called the Rocky Mountain Knights, are to be aged 18 and live in the Pacific Northwest.
Some black people have already expressed an interest in joining.
“It’s time to squash the beef, you know what I’m saying?” Tryone Crawford of Portland said. “I forgive them for the racial violence and murdering of my people. I can show that forgiveness by joining up. We can all learn to love each other and put the past behind us.”

Dangerous New Sport: Riding Alligators

SHARK VALLEY, Florida –
Many people in the popular tourist area of Shark Valley, Florida are mortified by a new recreational activity: gator riding.
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Stacy Williams’ boyfriend recently snapped a photo of her riding an alligator they have named John. She claims this is her twentieth ride on John’s back.
“John loves it,” Williams said. “He’s now to the point where he swims over to me like a taxicab when I arrive and I just step on. He can really get moving. I’ve fallen off a few times, but I have a great oar for balance and never fall now.”

1 Nov 2014

Sir Shina Peters Made a wish:- I Wish Clarence Peters Is Not My Son –



This morning, popular OAP, Toke Makinwa, hosted legendary music icon, Sir Shina Peters on Hiptv’s ‘Trending’. The Nigerian Juju musician who was born Oluwashina Akanbi Peters appeared very healthy and lively as he spoke about his life, career and his relationship with his son, Clarence Peters.

‘I would soon be 60, but I believe I am where I’m today by the grace of God. Praying and fasting also helped in sustaining me in the industry. I also owe part of my success to story to Late Fela, for his encouragement and candid advice. He warned me not to be a one sided musician, but to do something that would be accepted by all- music for all nigerians. That advice helped my acceptability in the whole country and across.”

Witch Claims Religious Right To Smoke Meth

ST. LOUIS –

A woman recently arrested in St. Louis on meth charges claims that it is her religious right as a practicing witch to cook and consume methamphetamine.

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According to court records, Sandra Adramelech and her longtime boyfriend, who legally changed his name to XXX, had their mobile home raided where police found an operational meth lab.

“Being a Black Witch is my faith,” Adramelech said in a court statement. “And just like the Native American people can eat peyote for their sacred rituals, I can cook and smoke crank. I use it when I’m casting spells on my enemies which requires a lot of energy. I also use it for marathon Ouija board sessions.”