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1 Nov 2014

Male Prostitute Plans To Spread Ebola Virus

OKLAHOMA CITY –

Street prostitute Nick Brody who was last arrested in July for prostitution said over the weekend that he plans to contract the deadly Ebola virus and spread it through unprotected sex.

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“Prostitution is my chosen profession and I’ve worked hard at it. I’m really good at it. Just ask my satisfied customers” Brody said. ” But I hate the Oklahoma City pigs for arresting me all the time and getting in the way of my job, so I’m going to get revenge.”

Brody said if can’t find an Ebola infected person in the United States, he plans to fly to Nigeria, have sex with an Ebola carrier, come back to Oklahoma and spread it through sexual transmission.

“I hope I kill everybody in Oklahoma City, especially the cops and politicians. When they’re dying in agony, they’ll know they shouldn’t have messed with Nick Brody. “